This Sucks..

Oh Maaann..
I went to the movies wit my bro dis afternoon..gues wat happend..Oh wait2..lemme tell u d good part first..
Its my lucky day!! As i arrived at Bukit Raja to go watch Tokyo Drift (which was a blast)i saw dat MPH was havin a fair at d ground floor..up front at the nain entrance..so i gve my bro my part of d pay 4 d muvies and i strolled in d fair..I was like "Derz notin intersting in here" but as i was about to like walk away..i saw sumthin!! A hardcover book by Frank McCourt..at d price of 20 buck only!! HA! So as nature wud of told me to..i bought itlaaa...puas ati.D original price wud be around 50 i persume...
After dat i went window shoppin up until y bros said dey were goin in oledy..so i ushed over to dem..waited a while(turns out dey let u in at d exact time only..not b4 dat)and finally went in..I read a few msgs during d show..bla3..den we went out after it finishd. Abg iz told me to chck m stuff..i did..not close enuf..Den i went to Jusco grocerry t teman abg akim..n den i realised sumthn was missing...Oh poor dear Natasha...AGAIN!! I lost my HP!! God help me. G r gegas check wther o not ade kat panggung..abes da lenyap.Damn it..Well dats my fiine2 day..my luck ran out..Sheesh...Later dudes~

Baru2 Ni...

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Ahahahaah~

Happened in Kentucky --
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain
from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the
bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove
home--. with the chain still attached to the machine-- with
their bumper still attached to the chain-- with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt
down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and
the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you
that pisses me off.
by Stephen King

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.